watching yourself being replaced by people better than you
I hope i’m not the only one who laughed
vagueblogging on tumblr without naming names more like “i do not bite my thumb at YOU sir but i DO bite my thumb”
Do you quarrel sir?
QUARREL sir NOOOOO sir
He must bring that to every game just for this moment lol
getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies
how about I take you to one then?
FUCKING SMOOTH HOLY CHRIST
look at this shit eating grin. this man thinks he has posed an unanswerable question to evolutionary biologists that will shake the very foundation of the theory of evolution to its core when any 14-year-old can tell you that we literally did not evolve from monkeys. amazing
i emotionally connect with this cat
dis mah pizza
dar r mani liek it
but dis 1 iz mine
ah, an ancient tongue
that is pure lolspeak, not heard in its raw form in many a year
we’ve come full circle gentlemen
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
alexander the good enough
The slightly good race.
The not quite vertical tower of piza
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is