my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own.
volleyball is just a more intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor
hello if you are confused or uncomfortable today please gaze at these kittens
that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves
stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show
let’s reblog this till ellen sees this and puts it on her fucking show
Fellas, take notes. 💁💜
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